Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep

What is the world coming too, I have just heard that kindergarten schools in the UK have banned the children from singing Baa Baa black sheep! Has the world gone so PC that our poor under 5 year olds are having to change nursery rhymes to ensure they don’t offend someone, all I can say is its about time too because every child under the age of five that I know has really really big racial issues!!!! (is sarcasm non-PC?) This is crazy, the kids are now having to sing Baa Baa Rainbow sheep, now it may be just me but I think we are going to have English kids turning up on the shores of New Zealand looking for these rainbow coloured sheep! In other words we will have a nation of PC but confused children, what’s next? Jack in Jack and Jill can no longer fall down the hill in case it is seen that Jill pushed him and that would be inciting domestic violence or Miss Muffet no longer has an iinsy winsy spider sit down beside her, we will have to call the spider an average built spider? And what about the horribly racial child that likes only the black jelly babies !! What will become of them?? Society has gone crazy all over a black sheep, I wouldn’t mind so much but the black sheep seems to be doing quite alright for themselves if they can supply three bags of wool, one for the Master, one for the Dame and one for the little boy who lives down the lane………………………….which we might have to change also in case children think that a little boy is living all by himself down a lane somewhere, quick someone call child services!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!